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About WLP Shirts

White Lightning Productions is a producer of comics (most of them of an adult nature) who use T-shirts as a means of financing their creative efforts. Some of our shirts are carried by nationwide convention dealers such as Pegasus Publishing, while others are exclusively available through WLP's convention appearances and our website.

White Lightning Productions uses 100% pre-shrunk cotton shirts, printed in Houston, TX.

Ordering Information

The links on this webpage redirect to WLP's online store, where our shirts, our comics publications, and other merchandise are available for order. We accept Mastercard, Visa, Discover Card, and checks and money orders. We cannot accept PayPal money transfers.

Any and all personal information gathered as a part of the ordering process will be regarded as private. WLP will never, ever sell your personal information or buying habits to any third party.

Shipping Information

As a general rule you should allow two to four weeks for shipment and delivery within the United States. Orders may be delayed if shirts are temporarily out of stock or if other items in your order are unavailable.

Orders are shipped by the cheaper of USPS First Class Mail, USPS Priority Mail, or UPS Ground Service. We do not offer overnight service.

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Pony Parody | Furry / Werewolf | Boob / Sex Jokes | Math / Science | Anime / Japan | Other Shirts |


NOTE: Many shirt designs may be special-ordered on different color blanks! Check the options when ordering to select your preferred shirt color. (Warning: colors other than the ones on the shirt image links below are not kept in stock and may take extra time to special-print and ship.)

NEW & UPCOMING SHIRT DESIGNS
UPDATED 8-8-2016

Defenestration
"Defenestration"
$19.45 plus S&H

Kiss My Muffins
"Kiss My Muffins"
$19.45 plus S&H

We Are an Experience
"We Are an Experience"
$19.45 plus S&H

Here Be Dragons
"Here Be Dragons"
$19.45 plus S&H

I am Not Domesticated
NEW!
"I am Not Domesticated"
$19.45 plus S&H

Marathon
NEW!
"Marathon"
$19.45 plus S&H

First Rule of Rocket Science
NEW!
"First Rule of Rocket Science"
$19.45 plus S&H

A Thing We Used to Do
NEW!
"A Thing We Used to Do"
$19.45 plus S&H

I've Seen Enough Anime
NEW!
"I've Seen Enough Anime"
$19.45 plus S&H

I am Not Tsundere
NEW!
"I am Not Tsundere"
$19.45 plus S&H

Time to be a Dragon
NEW!
"Time to Be a Dragon"
$19.45 plus S&H

Here's My Theory
"Here's My Theory..."
$19.45 plus S&H


DISCONTINUED DESIGNS

The following shirt designs have either gone out of print or will go out of print at the end of the year. Order now or miss out!

Orchard Blossom is Best Pony
"Orchard Blossom is Best Pony"
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H

Agent of S.C.R.A.M.
"Agent of S.C.R.A.M."
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H

Epoch FAIL
"Epoch FAIL"
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H

A Gamma Irradiated Society is a Polite Society
NEW!
"Gamma Irradiated Society"
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H

Fundie Zombies
NEW!
"Fundie Zombies"
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H

Ninja
"Ninja"
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H

Callipygian
NEW!
"Callipygian"
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H

Let Me See Your Cutie Mark
"Let Me See Your Cutie Mark"
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H

Pimp Dalek
"Pimp Dalek"
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H

Bigger
"Bigger on the Inside"
$19.45 plus S&H
$9.73 plus S&H


DISCOUNTED DESIGNS

The following shirt designs are in danger of being discontinued- unless they sell NOW, they'll soon be gone! Order or miss out!

Cake is a Pie
"The Cake is a Pie"
$20.45 plus S&H
$13.70 plus S&H

Dungeon is Full of Trap
"Dungeon Trap"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Eyes T-Shirt
"Eyes"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Steampunk for a Greener Tomorrow
"Green Steam"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Project HARMONII
"Project HARMONII"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Spayed or Neutered
"Spayed or Neutered"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Time Rules
"The Rules of Time Travel"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H


TOP SELLERS

Choose Wisely
"Choose Wisely"
$19.45 plus S&H

Theme Music
"Theme Music"
$19.45 plus S&H

Furries Anonymous
"Furries Anonymous"
$19.45 plus S&H

Dice Build Character
"Dice Build Character"
$19.45 plus S&H

Natural D20 T-shirt
"Yes, They're Natural"
$19.45 plus S&H

Captain Bastard
"Captain Bastard"
$19.45 plus S&H

Found
"Found"
$19.45 plus S&H

Derpy Pride
"Derpy Pride"
$19.45 plus S&H


MEDIA / PARODY

Choose Wisely
"Choose Wisely"
$19.45 plus S&H

Found
"Found"
$19.45 plus S&H

Captain Bastard
"Captain Bastard"
$19.45 plus S&H

Black Widow
"Black Widow"
$19.45 plus S&H

Time Rules
"The Rules of Time Travel"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Rock Your World
"Rock Your World"
$19.45 plus S&H

Soft Tribble
NEW!
"Soft Tribble"
T-Shirt
$20.50 plus S&H

Conan YouTube
"Conan YouTube"
T-Shirt
$20.50 plus S&H

Tardis Express
"Tardis Express"
$20.50 plus S&H

Move Along T
"Move Along"
T-Shirt
$20.50 plus S&H


GAMING

Dice Build Character
"Dice Build Character"
$19.45 plus S&H

Natural D20 T-shirt
"Yes, They're Natural"
$19.45 plus S&H

Splat
"Splat!"
$19.45 plus S&H

Wandering Monster
"Wandering Monster"
$19.45 plus S&H

Dungeon is Full of Trap
"Dungeon Trap"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Cake is a Pie
"The Cake is a Pie"
$20.45 plus S&H
$13.70 plus S&H


PONY PARODY

Derpy Pride
"Derpy Pride"
$19.45 plus S&H

Talking Ponies
NEW!
"Talking Ponies"
$19.45 plus S&H

Unicorn
"Unicorn"
$20.45 plus S&H

Let's Get Pied
"Let's Get Pied"
$19.45 plus S&H

Vampires Don't Sparkle...
"Vampires Don't Sparkle..."
$19.45 plus S&H

Project HARMONII
"Project HARMONII"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H


FURRY / WEREWOLF

Furries Anonymous
"Furries Anonymous"
$19.45 plus S&H

Lycanthropes
"Lycanthropes"
$19.45 plus S&H

Clothesplosion
"Clothesplosion"
$19.45 plus S&H

Unicorn
"Unicorn"
$19.45 plus S&H

Time to be a Werewolf
NEW!
"Time to Be a Werewolf"
$19.45 plus S&H

Time to be a Dragon
NEW!
"Time to Be a Dragon"
$19.45 plus S&H

Wanna Cat
"Wanna Cat"
T-Shirt
$20.50 plus S&H


BOOB / SEX JOKES

Pledge
"Pledge"
$19.45 plus S&H

Natural D20 T-shirt
"Yes, They're Natural"
$19.45 plus S&H

Oppai
"Oppai"
$19.45 plus S&H

Spayed or Neutered
"Spayed or Neutered"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Tentacle
"Tentacle"
$19.45 plus S&H

Rock Your World
"Rock Your World"
$19.45 plus S&H

Eyes T-Shirt
"Eyes"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Integral
"Integral"
$20.50 plus S&H

69
"Dirty Math"
$20.50 plus S&H

Move Along T
"Move Along"
T-Shirt
$20.50 plus S&H


MATH / SCIENCE

Here's My Theory
NEW!
"Here's My Theory..."
$19.45 plus S&H

Steampunk for a Greener Tomorrow
"Green Steam"
$19.45 plus S&H
$13.03 plus S&H

Never Drink and Derive
"Never Drink and Derive"
T-Shirt
$20.50 plus S&H

Knowledge is Power
"Knowledge is Power"
$20.50 plus S&H

Server
"Server"
$20.50 plus S&H

Integral
"Integral"
$20.50 plus S&H

69
"Dirty Math"
$20.50 plus S&H


ANIME / JAPAN

Oppai
"Oppai"
$19.45 plus S&H

Spayed or Neutered
"Spayed or Neutered"
$19.45 plus S&H

Tentacle
"Tentacle"
$19.45 plus S&H

Sealand
"I Believe in Sealand"
$19.45 plus S&H


OTHER SHIRTS

Theme Music
"Theme Music"
$19.45 plus S&H

Sealand
"I Believe in Sealand"
$19.45 plus S&H

Steampunk for a Greener Tomorrow
"Green Steam"
$19.45 plus S&H

Chaos
"Chaos"
$20.50 plus S&H

This page last updated August 8, 2016.