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About WLP Shirts

White Lightning Productions is a producer of comics (most of them of an adult nature) who use T-shirts as a means of financing their creative efforts. Some of our shirts are carried by nationwide convention dealers such as Pegasus Publishing, while others are exclusively available through WLP's convention appearances and our website.

White Lightning Productions uses 100% pre-shrunk cotton shirts, printed in Houston, TX.

Ordering Information

The links on this webpage redirect to WLP's online store, where our shirts, our comics publications, and other merchandise are available for order. We accept Mastercard, Visa, Discover Card, and checks and money orders. We cannot accept PayPal money transfers.

Any and all personal information gathered as a part of the ordering process will be regarded as private. WLP will never, ever sell your personal information or buying habits to any third party.

Shipping Information

As a general rule you should allow two to four weeks for shipment and delivery within the United States. Orders may be delayed if shirts are temporarily out of stock or if other items in your order are unavailable.

Orders are shipped by the cheaper of USPS First Class Mail, USPS Priority Mail, or UPS Ground Service. We do not offer overnight service.

White Lightning Productions shirts
$23 plus tax (2X and larger cost more)



New and Upcoming Shirts | Discontinued Shirts | Discounted Shirts | Top Sellers | Media / Parody | Gaming
Furry / Werewolf | Boob / Sex Jokes | Math / Science | Anime / Japan | Other Shirts |



NOTE: Many shirt designs may be special-ordered on different color blanks! Check the options when ordering to select your preferred shirt color. (Warning: colors other than the ones on the shirt image links below are not kept in stock and may take extra time to special-print and ship.)

NEW & UPCOMING SHIRT DESIGNS
UPDATED 9-15-2023

Moon O'Clock
"It's Moon O'Clock Somewhere"

Plot Rails
"Plot Rails"


Can You Find...
"Can You Find..."

Mine
"Mine, Mine, Mine"

Extreme Yeet
"Extreme Yeet"

Browser
"Browser"

Keep Clam
"Keep Clam"


DISCONTINUED DESIGNS 50% OFF

The following shirt designs have either gone out of print or will go out of print at the end of the year. Order now or miss out!

None at this time.


DISCOUNTED DESIGNS 33% OFF

The following shirt designs are in danger of being discontinued- unless they sell NOW, they'll soon be gone! Order or miss out!

Pledge
"Pledge"

Defenestration
"Defenestration"

Actual Human Being
"Actual Human Being"

Salty as I Wanna Be
"Salty as I Wanna Be"


TOP SELLERS

Was I Smiling?
"Was I Smiling?"

Derailed
"Derailed"

Brand Name Sarcasm
"Brand Name Sarcasm"

Time to be a Dragon
"Time to Be a Dragon"

Supervillain Warning
"Supervillain Warning"

Found
"Found"

Natural D20 T-shirt
"Yes, They're Natural"

Unicorn
"Unicorn"


MEDIA / PARODY

Found
"Found"

Captain Bastard
"Captain Bastard"

Move Along T
"Move Along"
T-Shirt
$20.50 plus S&H


GAMING

Was I Smiling?
"Was I Smiling?"

Derailed
"Derailed"

Natural D20 T-shirt
"Yes, They're Natural"

Splat
"Splat!"

Dice Build Character
"Dice Build Character"

Plot Rails
"Plot Rails"


FURRY / WEREWOLF

Furries Anonymous
"Furries Anonymous"

Time to be a Dragon
"Time to Be a Dragon"

Actual Human Being
"Actual Human Being"

Unicorn
"Unicorn"

Clothesplosion
"Clothesplosion"

Time to be a Werewolf
"Time to Be a Werewolf"

Wanna Cat
"Wanna Cat"
T-Shirt

Moon O'Clock
"It's Moon O'Clock Somewhere"


BOOB / SEX JOKES

Natural D20 T-shirt
"Yes, They're Natural"

Pledge
"Pledge"

Move Along T
"Move Along"
T-Shirt


MATH / SCIENCE

First Rule of Rocket Science
"First Rule of Rocket Science"

Knowledge is Power
"Knowledge is Power"

Server
"Server"

Extreme Yeet
"Extreme Yeet"


ANIME / JAPAN

I've Seen Enough Anime
"I've Seen Enough Anime"


OTHER SHIRTS

Brand Name Sarcasm
"Brand Name Sarcasm"

Supervillain Warning
"Supervillain Warning"

Theme Music
"Theme Music"

Chaos
"Chaos"

Defenestration
"Defenestration"

Salty as I Wanna Be
"Salty as I Wanna Be"

Can You Find...
"Can You Find..."

Mine
"Mine, Mine, Mine"

Browser
"Browser"

Keep Clam
"Keep Clam"

This page last updated September 15, 2023.